03 1 / 2012
if my son is gay
- Yo: mom... i'm gay
- Yo: what was that?
- Yo: i'm... gay
- Yo: HA! KNEW IT!
- Yo: wh...what?
- Yo: what's going on?
- Yo: OUR SON'S GAY!
- Yo: oh god.
- Yo: wait, is that okay?
- Yo: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
- Yo: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
- Yo: i—
- Yo: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
- Yo: that's great mom bu—
- Yo: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
- Yo: your mother has this thing about ga—
- Yo: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
- Yo: mom that really isn—
- Yo: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
- Yo: shit
- Yo: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
- Yo: dad, what's going o—
- Yo: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
- Yo: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
- Yo: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
- Yo: i'm scared
- Yo: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
- Yo: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
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03 1 / 2012
Only a heartless person would scroll past this…
THIS , is the story of the sad penis …
Stop penis abuse . .If you have a heart reblog this.
Please it wont ruin your blog.
please pray for abused penises all over the world.
pray for the sad penis
95.672% of people won’t reblog this. Reblog this or you don’t have a heart!
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